Share…“A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering.” ~ Thomas Carlyle
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It’s easy to forget what an amazing gift life really is and when we do read these quotes, it really helps identify and acknowledge how precious this gift is. What’s more it simplifies one’s life as these quotes are just wonderful lines to just help you transform yourself.
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Share…“I don’t pretend to understand the Universe – it’s a great deal bigger than I am.” ~ Thomas Carlyle
Share…“A freelance is one who gets paid by the word — per piece or perhaps.” ~ Robert Benchley
Share…“One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.” ~ Robert Benchley
Share…“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” ~ Robert Benchley
Share…“If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.” ~ Robert Benchley
Share…“She sleeps alone at last.” ~ Robert Benchley
Share…“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?” ~ Robert Benchley
Share…“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was …
Share…“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.” ~ Robert Benchley