Share…“[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.” ~ Virginia Woolf
These are meant to spruce up your day. Great Funny Quotes can be inspirational and motivational. You can use these quotes to help guide your decisions in life, work and love. The quotes on Funny are inspirational quotes to live by.
It’s easy to forget what an amazing gift life really is and when we do read these quotes, it really helps identify and acknowledge how precious this gift is. What’s more it simplifies one’s life as these quotes are just wonderful lines to just help you transform yourself.
Don’t just help yourself and don’t keep it to yourself but help your friends also by letting them know about these and how they too can also benefit from them. So go ahead, read, think and share these with them right away!
Share…“I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.” ~ Virginia Woolf
Share…“A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.” ~ George Eliot
Share…“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to …
Share…“If you don’t advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.” ~ Elbert Hubbard
Share…“The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel.” ~ Elbert Hubbard
Share…“Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.” ~ Elbert Hubbard
Share…“Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.” ~ Elbert Hubbard
Share…“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” ~ Oscar Wilde
Share…“I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.” ~ Oscar Wilde